you could chop my arms off and i’d still find a way to use the internet
(via rneowies)
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
(via rneowies)
if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong
(via rneowies)
when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog
(via aaronwhy)
Photos I wanted to include but didn’t have the space:
…She’s from Oklahoma, y’all.
LOL THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER
Literally the most accurate post about Oklahoma ever.
(via to-makingitcount)
So my brother has this fork (he’s 2 so it’s acceptable).
And my cousin pulled it out the drawer and started laughing. I asked her what was wrong and after she composed herself she held it up and said,“It’s a chewdriver!”
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard over a piece of crockery.
(Source: thinklikeakiller, via punkmonksteven)